Please refer to this post by Finslippy and the comment chain to know what the heck is going on: I bet that gym teacher couldn’t spell “synecdoche” if her life depended on it
Captions are welcome!
P.S. I swear I’m not a creeper (and yes, I am aware that is exactly what a creeper would say)

HA!
“No candy or fluffy puppy to offer me? Go get your smiles elsewhere.”