What they don’t tell you about blogging is that it is really easy to write when you are complaining; it’s significantly less interesting to write about how things are going well.
Not to jinx myself, but I’m really pretty good lately. I can finally feel baby moving or, rather, rearrange furniture via my uterus. Hubby felt him kick for the first time a little over a week ago and jumped a clear foot in the air. The petrified look on his face was comic gold, as was him almost falling off the bed (and, yes, I’m horribly mean). Other than falling asleep at obscenely early times, I actually feel like I can contribute a little to the house again.
Since I’m in such a bright effing ray of sunshine right now, I thought I would talk about some of the good things about being pregnant.
I’ve actually never received more compliments on how I look than I am getting in my second trimester. Based on my history with weight gain, I expected to blow up when I got pregnant. I thought that I would just become round and bloated, being 5 feet tall and all. Instead, I’m pretty much all belly, which suits me if I do say so myself. This is part to the fact that the baby has literally wedged himself UNDER my hipbone (as my bladder likes to remind me now by refusing to actually hold anything) – according to my hubby, my hips have actually moved UP an inch rather than spread. Leave it to my kid to completely mess with the simple process of how to lay in a womb.
Also, it’s pretty much the only time in my life where I’m asked by almost everyone I see how I’m feeling. I definitely need to be careful about this ego boost – I don’t want to get into a Duggar situation just because people seem to like me more when I’m pregnant. I don’t think my husband’s heart could take it. Speaking of which, it is absolutely hilarious to have hubby speak to my stomach; this is mostly because he chooses his words very carefully so as to shape the baby’s mind in a certain way. For example, he spent half of the Super Bowl shouting at my stomach “Tom Brady sucks!” The indoctrination must start early. On the bright side, we shouldn’t have any problems with the baby sleeping because hubby has a lot of theories and knowledge to impart to his offspring.
Happy (belated) Valentine’s Day everyone!